Born as our 2026 April Fool’s joke and brought to life because far too many of you asked for it, Chad brings the Constrictor’s low-profile design to the 473 mL can.
Precision-formed from Kydex for your favourite flavour of Monster—or another similarly sized beverage—Chad keeps your chosen source of caffeine secure, accessible and ready when morale begins to fade.
A universal mounting pattern on the rear accepts a wide range of mounting options, allowing Chad to adapt to your belt or kit for rapid personal-stimulant deployment.
Retention is provided by rugged EPDM bands engineered to resist UV exposure, ozone and seawater while maintaining their elasticity in demanding conditions.
